THE TALE OF THE CHAMPION ACCORDING TO CARVER HAWKE
My brother the giant tit idiot dragon-lover spent three hours that morning on his beard while I had to take a piss and of course in Gamlen’s there’s only one bloody place to take a piss isn’t there unless you want to go out back with the dog and that’s where Gamlen was taking his piss this morning and no matter how I banged on the bloody door he told me to come back later when I had hair on my chin which (he added for clarification’s sake and also to be a giant tit idiot dragon-lover some more since it comes so naturally to him) would be half-past the hour of never and then I shouldered the door down and the dog started barking and I think Gamlen pissed on himself because of it and now my giant tit idiot dragon-loving brother is pleased as a nug in a rug with himself and showing off his beard every chance he gets and I wish someone would excavate his sodding Deep Roads for a change instead of him expecting all of us to bend over wouldn’t that be lovely?
THE TALE OF THE CHAMPION ACCORDING TO GARRETT HAWKE
I was looking handsome as usual—when don’t I? But this beard doesn’t maintain itself—and Carver was looking as though he had to piss, also as usual, and everywhere we went strangers were asking us were we certain we were related and then if Carver’d been dropped on his enormous head or something similarly tragic. I, sadly, had to tell them the story of how he used to eat mud when we were younger because he thought it was chocolate pudding and we think he might have done the damage that way. But his face, of course, was what they really meant, and no one knows what happened there, though I’ve always suspected a rogue accident with a wild bronto, or perhaps a terrible curse set upon him for being so incredibly unpleasant to talk to all the time. In any case, I saved the day, also as usual, and lit the mean people on fire, and accidentally singed off Carver’s eyebrows so he couldn’t make that face anymore, and we all went back to our hovel, happy as you please.
THE TALE OF THE CHAMPION ACCORDING TO LEANDRA HAWKE
It becomes more and more clear to me every day that I shall never have a portrait of my children in which they appear to be normal and not, unfortunately, possessed.
THE TALE OF THE CHAMPION ACCORDING TO MALCOLM AND BETHANY HAWKE
It would have been a miracle if they’d gotten along without us.
Clearly, they needed our help.
Leandra’s is my favorite <333
CARVER wants to join your adventures! Do you accept?
colour meme: carver hawke + orange
He never really got over the feel of Ferelden.
Even when surrounded by white walls and stone steps, the sounds of the chains creaking in the bay on a quiet night at the docks, he always still felt like there was mud under his nails. The kind you got from plowing and weeding and planting, the kind that never completely washed away, no matter how much you scrubbed.
No matter how good you got with a sword, you were always still a farmboy underneath it all.
with all the bad blood between them, how carver never quite had the face—or the beard—he needed to be the family’s champion, a chip on his shoulder even the heaviest of pauldrons couldn’t cover up, he’ll probably never know the way varric painted this picture: strength; bravery; the courage to stand against the horde. it was fantasy, sure, but all of that stuff comes from a place as real as anything. a grain of truth, a grand reveal, a glimpse inside a difficult heart—how all that jaw cut a pretty fine picture and the little hawke figured out how to soar at last. for some, it doesn’t come easy. they have to earn it. but it turns out, carver had that in him all along—and it takes all kinds of heroes to build just one family.
“I want to be someone. Like Father wanted. Like I want. This is my chance.”
Garrett and Carver Hawke can be silly when they want to be.
HABBEH BURDAY SHIMMAHIY
Little babby!Carver for you! Sorry he looks so young 8| It is destiny that he does.
Graphite pencil, charcoal, white gel pen, coloured pencil
I tried to reblog the source posts, but they’ve been deleted or moved or otherwise edited, so I can’t link directly to them :(
But this is by millilicious from a couple months ago.
SO MUCH CARVER LATELY <3